Fat bastard returns to White House early

Convicted felon President Trump on Saturday cut short his time at his lame country club in New Jersey and returned to the White House for reasons unclear but could possibly be relevant to Iran.

“President Trump is going to win a Nobel Peace Prize”

NASA finds Japanese probe’s “hard landing” site on Moon

Jaydee a little touchy on whether Iran still actually has uranium

“God bless Iran”

Supreme Court greenlights third-country deportations

Orange Ayatollah thanks Iran for performative retaliation

Capitol cop’s widow awarded $500,000 from MAGA rioter

Everybody’s Grown Tourist Woman: The Rescue of Juliana Marins

Surprise! Johnson won’t bring war powers vote to floor

Iranians warned US hours before counterattack

White House unable to use AI to create more flattering photo

US base in Qatar struck by Iranian missiles

Marine vet’s wife taken from breastfeeding baby, tossed in ICE gulag

Qatar closes airspace

Nuclear dick-measuring contest commences

QAdulteress falsely claims “MAGA is not a cult”

Intel indicates Iran retaliation on US troops in Middle East soon

North Koreans not exactly happy with US attack on Iran

Fat Hitler commands oil prices not to rise in response to his actions

We’re almost in false flag territory with this “Iranian sleeper cell” shit

Senate GOP taking Big Beautiful Bill to floor as soon as Wednesday

“Trump’s Best Foreign Policy? Not Starting Any Wars”

Michigan church shooting disappears from right wing media

Fox News hours away from figuring out way to blame Biden

Cornhole willing to step aside if someone can beat Paxton: WSJ

State Department issues “Worldwide Caution” alert to US citizens

Jaydee doesn’t screencap the regime change post

Iranian state TV reports main nuclear site attacked again

MIGA > MAGA

Kat Cammack blames “the left” for doctors, fearing felony charges, refusing to treat her during near-deadly ectopic pregnancy last year

Orange Tyrant endorses whoever will primary Tom Massie

No new wars (except on Iran): National Zero Special Live Coverage

“There’s a lot of risks here for escalation”

WATCH LIVE: President of Peace announces why he bombed Iran

US bombs Iran

Fat bastard returns to White House early

Orange is the new Green

“Redhead patrol” drunken MAGA ex-congressman’s liver gives out

Colorado MAGA vote fraudster charged with wife’s murder again

Campaign prop slowly realizes he’s already used up and discarded

Senate Parliamentarian kills some of Big Beautiful Bill’s SNAP cuts

Pakistanis to submit bullshit Trump Nobel Peace Prize nomination

Movie Night Friday: Waterworld

Jaydee mixes Senator Alex Padilla up with Al Qaeda terrorist

Jessica Tarlov gets noticed

Nobel Peace Prize loser cries it out

NFT douchebag turned Trump aide might kind of be Russian

Hitler-admiring former Tennessee state senator dead at 78

“You are even in danger talking to me right now”

Regime fucks over rural Louisianans waiting for fiber broadband