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Nuclear dick-measuring contest commences

“Did I hear Former President Medvedev, from Russia, casually throwing around the ‘N word’ (Nuclear!), and saying that he and other Countries would supply Nuclear Warheads to Iran? Did he really say that or, is it just a figment of my imagination? If he did say that, and, if confirmed, please let me know, IMMEDIATELY. The ‘N word’ should not be treated so casually. I guess that’s why Putin’s ‘THE BOSS.’ By the way, if anyone thinks our ‘hardware’ was great over the weekend, far and away the strongest and best equipment we have, 20 years advanced over the pack, is our Nuclear Submarines. They are the most powerful and lethal weapons ever built, and just launched the 30 Tomahawks – All 30 hit their mark perfectly. So, in addition to our Great Fighter Pilots, thank you to the Captain and Crew!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday.

The fat bastard was responding to Dmitry Medvedev – Putin’s tag-teammate who subbed in during a four-year interregnum before they abolished the constitution – tweeting that Russia would supply nukes to Iran if their enrichment capacity was indeed taken out by the US strikes.

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