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Senescent asshole claims “rumor is” NYT, CNN firing reporters

Apparently testing “Rumor is that” to serve as a replacement for “People are saying” convicted felon President Trump on Thursday posted “Rumor is that the Failing New York Times and Fake News CNN will be firing the reporters who made up the FAKE stories on the Iran Nuclear sites because they got it so wrong. Lets see what happens?” The oddly-placed question mark may be an indication that the president isn’t sure whether if he even believes his own bullshit about this.

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